📊 The Average Swiss Is a Fiction
A Swiss bank has crowned Switzerland the richest country on earth again, using a number that describes precisely nobody.
Every summer UBS, a bank that manages $6.9T and would dearly love to manage yours, publishes a report announcing that the Swiss are the wealthiest people alive. This year the trophy is $910,382 per adult, comfortably ahead of the Americans at $696,277. A Swiss bank discovers, once again, that the Swiss are winning, and nobody in Zurich seems bothered by the conflict of interest. To be fair, why would they. It’s a lovely number. It sells private banking.
That $910,382 is an average, and averages lie for a living. The median Swiss adult, the actual person standing in the middle of the queue, holds $145,555. So the average Swiss is worth roughly six times the typical one. The gap is 944,000 dollar millionaires, 13% of adults, sitting on 69% of the wealth and hauling the mean into orbit. The American gap is worse, about 10 to 1, and on UBS’s own inequality score the Swiss sit at 0.68 against 0.77 for the US, the rare contest you win by being less grotesque than America. Luxembourg’s spread is 1.7 to 1, which is why Luxembourg keeps winning the ranking that actually matters while everyone stares at Switzerland.
Between 2000 and 2025, average Swiss wealth rose 11% in real terms and median Swiss wealth fell 15%. Over 25 years the person in the middle got poorer while the country got « richer, » which is why UBS’s own chief economist warns against reading too much into the absolute figures, a bold note from the bank that printed them on the cover. (Swiss household debt runs at 20.5% of gross wealth, among the highest in the sample, because buying a home here needs a mortgage roughly the size of Belgium. Different rant.) Much of this year’s global « boom, » that headline 17.5% jump across Europe, the Middle East and Africa, is just the dollar sliding 9% against the euro. Currency noise in a tuxedo.
So the ranking counts what the Swiss have and misses why they keep it. In June the country showed the why: it let 9 million people vote on their own hardest question. The referendum asked whether to cap the population at 10 million, the campaign ran loud for six months and cost CHF15M across both camps, and the answer was no, 55 to 45. The vote landed almost exactly 10 years after Brexit, a coincidence the No camp raised early and often. The cities carried it, the countryside lost, von der Leyen tweeted her relief. Nobody in Brussels settled this. No president settled it by decree. The money parks in Zurich because the place is boring and legitimate, and it stays boring and legitimate because the boring, legitimate machinery keeps working. You can’t securitise that, which is presumably why UBS left it out.
M. Hantale 🧀


- 🇪🇺 Economy. The eurozone is revising upwards its growth prospects for the year, supported by stronger domestic demand and declining inflation, reinforcing the idea of post-crisis stabilisation.
- 🇺🇸 Diplomacy. Trump says he favours economic pressure and is waiting for inflation and monetary crisis to weaken Iran rather than launching new strikes. 20 additional ships were redirected last week under the American naval blockade.
- 🇨🇠Economy & finance. Swiss GDP surged by 1.5% on a quarterly basis in Q2, a surprise acceleration driven two-thirds by the chemical and pharmaceutical industry, and well above forecasts (0.2–0.4%).
- 🇪🇬 Diplomacy. Jared Kushner is in Cairo to push forward the implementation of Donald Trump’s peace plan for Gaza, meeting with Turkish, Egyptian and Qatari mediators whilst Israel continues its air offensive.
- 🇨🇠Sport. Audrey Werro, 22, wins the European 800m title in Birmingham in 1:54.81, ahead of Olympian Keely Hodgkinson after recovering from a heavy fall in the semi-final.
Economy & Finance
- 🇩🇪 Inflation. German HICP inflation confirmed at 2.8% year-on-year in July, with the monthly increase validated at +0.9% after -0.2% in June.
- 🇺🇸 Inflation. US inflation slowed to 3.4% in July, with core inflation at 2.5% indicating a gradual decline, though services prices remain under pressure.
- 🇬🇧 Growth. The United Kingdom’s GDP surprised to the upside, exceeding economists’ expectations and easing fears of an imminent contraction.
- 🇷🇺 Growth. Russian growth of 1.3% in the second quarter of 2026 exceeded expectations (0.9%), supported by rising oil and gas prices despite sanctions and Ukrainian strikes on energy infrastructure.
- 🇫🇷 Employment. The unemployment rate reached 8.3% in the second quarter, its highest level since the third quarter of 2020 (8.1% the previous quarter).
- 🇺🇸 Employment. Jobless claims in the United States rose to 209K in the week ending 8 August, compared with 200K in the previous week (revised) and above the expected 204K.
- 🇺🇸 Rates. The president of the Cleveland Fed says it will take « a number » of increases, not just a quarter point, to control inflation at 3.5% at the end of June, suggesting that the Fed could significantly raise its rates in September.
- 🇩🇪 Industry. The first Lufthansa Airbus A320neo equipped with Starlink wi-fi is set to take off on 19 August, with the group aiming to equip ~850 aircraft by 2029 and promising speeds often exceeding those at home or in the office.
- 🇸🇦 Commodities. OPEC has revised down its forecast for oil demand growth to 580k b/d versus 780k b/d previously, and anticipates an increase of 2.16M b/d next year versus 1.94M b/d.
- 🇳🇴 Investment. Norway’s sovereign wealth fund recorded €160bn in gains in the first half (9.4% return), bringing its value to €2,071bn (equivalent to more than two-thirds of French debt).
- 🇨🇠Failures. The Federal Council launches a consultation to strengthen FINMA: increased intervention powers, possible fines up to 10% of operating income and liability regime for executives of major banks, measures aimed at preventing another bailout following the collapse of Credit Suisse (167 years) and its takeover by UBS (1.7T$ in assets).
Switzerland
- 🇨🇠Diplomacy. Switzerland is increasing the outflow from Lake Lugano from 3 to 8 m³/s for 10 days to channel more water towards Lake Maggiore and Italian rice-growing areas.
- 🇨🇠Diplomacy. Switzerland will cover 80% of the security costs for the OSCE summit in Lugano on 3 and 4 December, the event being classified as extraordinary under the terms of the federal law on internal security.
- 🇨🇠Defence. The security policy commission of the National Council approves an additional 394MCHF for the purchase of F-35s and adds 500MCHF for ammunition, as part of the 2026 military message.
- 🇨🇠Security. The FINMA alerts to a rise in cyberattacks of approximately one-third and to risks linked to advanced AI, by asking banks and insurers to keep their operational risks, notably with third-party providers, under permanent control.
- 🇨🇠Solidarity. Switzerland is providing 600,000 CHF to secure and restore the Kyiv Caves Lavra, an 11th-century UNESCO site damaged by Russian bombardment, with the work being led by UNESCO in conjunction with Ukrainian authorities.
- 🇨🇠Real estate. In July, proposed rents fell in 15 of the 26 cantons but the national average remained stable at 134 points, whilst requested rents rose by 2.4% year-on-year.
- 🇨🇠Mobility. A quarter of newly registered lorries in Switzerland are electric or low-emission in the first half of 2026, placing the country at the forefront in Europe for the renewal of heavy goods vehicles.
- 🇨🇠Trade. The United States is imposing tariffs of up to 100% on imported drones, but shipments from Switzerland are capped at 15% provided that parts and technologies meet rules of origin criteria.
- 🇨🇠Innovation. The Federal Council confirms a tight budget of CHF 6M for the Geneva AI Summit on 21-22 June 2027 and forgoes inviting heads of state to reduce security costs, prompting criticism over Switzerland’s ambition.
- 🇨🇠Innovation. Researchers at EPFL have developed micro-drones propelled by sound waves thanks to cavities that transform sound into air jets, enabling movement on water and in flight.
- 🇨🇠Climate. For the first time since 1914, a pair of ospreys has nested in Switzerland and given birth to 3 chicks, concluding a reintroduction programme launched 11 years ago.
- 🇨🇠Tourism. Geneva is offering the aquatic show « Rêve d’eau » every evening until 30 August, a 20-minute light show attracting approximately 1,000 people to the English Garden.
- 🇨🇠Culture. The jury awards You Don’t Belong Here by Florin Serban « for the strength of the screenplay and the originality of the vision » and grants it the Golden Leopard and CHF75,000.
- 🇨🇠Culture. Raphael Hefti will receive the Paul Boesch Prize 2026 at Kunstmuseum Bern on 25 August, the award comprising 50kCHF and the purchase of a work for the museum’s collections.
- 🇨🇠Culture. Qui vit encore, awarded the Soleure Prize this year, now represents Switzerland in the race for the Oscars and aims for a place on the shortlist announced mid-December before the nominations on 21 January.
Elsewhere in the World
- ðŸ‡ðŸ‡º Politics. Parliament elects Andras Baka as head of state with 140 votes in favour, 6 against, a former president of the Supreme Court dismissed by Viktor Orban and rehabilitated following a victory at the ECHR.
- 🇧🇬 Politics. Bourgas will host Eurovision 2027 on 11, 13 and 15 May, with shows taking place at Arena Burgas (capacity 15,000), Bulgaria will organise the contest for the first time following Dara’s victory.
- 🇺🇸 Politics. Truth Social’s parent company posted a net loss of $238.1m in the second quarter against revenue of approximately $1.7m, but the interim chief executive assures that the new Truth API « is already generating revenue » with over 10 contracts signed.
- 🇵🇠Justice. Vice-President Sara Duterte has been charged with « threats » of death against President Ferdinand Marcos Jr, following a complaint filed in February 2025 over remarks in which she mentioned ordering his elimination if she were killed first, the matter now being in the hands of prosecutors.
- 🇸🇾 Justice. Bashar al-Assad sentenced to death in absentia, found guilty of war crimes and crimes against humanity, his brother Maher and several former officials also convicted.
- 🇫🇷 Rights. The Constitutional Council validates the law creating a right to assisted dying but makes 3 interpretative reservations, paving the way for its implementation whilst clarifying practical points.
- 🇱🇧 Rights. The Lebanese Parliament voted to abolish capital punishment on 11 August, making Lebanon the first country in the Middle East to take this step. Crimes committed before the law comes into force will be subject to life imprisonment.
- 🇦🇹 Defence. Austrian authorities have dismantled a network that was exporting CNC machines and machining tools to Russia via shell companies in Turkey, the UAE, Hong Kong and several other states, and have seized €140k worth of equipment. The investigation points to deliveries worth €3.3m since 2022.
- 🇺🇸 Defence. Donald Trump announces he will « significantly reduce » American participation in Ulchi Freedom Shield exercises as Seoul states that the 11-day manoeuvres, involving 18k South Korean soldiers and 28.5k stationed American troops, have begun as planned.
- 🇲🇦 Immigration. 294 people, mostly from sub-Saharan Africa, were arrested near the border with Ceuta by Moroccan forces as Rabat and Madrid strengthen security at the crossing points.
- 🇩🇪 Catastrophes. The Rhine is almost impassable at Kaub due to very low water levels, numerous cargo ships are navigating at reduced capacity and the crossing from St Alban to Basel is closed until further notice, but Switzerland is ensuring essential supplies via rail and road.
- 🇺🇸 Disasters. Hurricane Lala strikes Hawaii, causing evacuations and major disruptions to transport and networks.
- 🇨🇴 Catastrophes. The death toll from the powerful 7.4 magnitude earthquake in Colombia has been revised downwards to 216 deaths, over 1.6k injured and hundreds of buildings destroyed, with the search for survivors continuing.
- 🇮🇩 Catastrophes. An earthquake of magnitude 7.7 struck eastern Indonesia, killing at least 38 people, injuring around ten and prompting approximately 2,000 people to evacuate the coasts over fears of a tsunami.
- 🇨🇩 Health. The Ebola epidemic in the DRC is becoming the second deadliest in history, with already ~4.6k cases and ~2.1k deaths, and authorities are accelerating emergency testing of new vaccines.

- 🇨🇠Pharma. Interpharma alerts: between January 2025 and June 2026, 7/22 new innovative medicines were not submitted to the List of Specialities and 3 were not even filed with Swissmedic, the pressure of American price cuts making Swiss launches less of a priority.
- 🇸🇪 Pharma. EQT invests $17.5M in Vaderis Therapeutics’ funding round, bolstering the biotech’s development financing.
SMI Index
| Name | Price | Mkt Cap | 7d Chg | YTD |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roche | 361.80 | 288.27B | â–¼ -4.4% | â–² +12.1% |
| Novartis | 122.44 | 232.72B | â–¼ -2.7% | â–² +12.8% |
| Nestlé | 81.01 | 208.38B | ▲ +1.1% | ▲ +6.0% |
| ABB | 82.78 | 150.10B | â–² +0.2% | â–² +35.2% |
| UBS | 43.55 | 142.75B | â–¼ -0.2% | â–² +14.1% |
| Zurich Insurance | 592.80 | 88.55B | â–² +0.8% | â–¼ -1.1% |
| Swiss Re | 139.45 | 41.13B | â–² +1.9% | â–² +7.2% |
| Holcim | 71.64 | 39.63B | â–² +0.1% | â–¼ -8.3% |
| Lonza | 562.60 | 39.29B | â–¼ -2.2% | â–² +5.0% |
| Swisscom | 639.00 | 33.10B | â–² +0.6% | â–² +10.4% |
| Sika | 190.85 | 30.62B | â–¼ -1.4% | â–² +16.6% |
| Givaudan | 3,271.00 | 30.20B | â–¼ -1.4% | â–² +5.3% |
| Alcon | 60.68 | 29.33B | â–¼ -0.6% | â–¼ -4.5% |
| Swiss Life | 936.00 | 26.16B | â–¼ -0.5% | â–² +0.4% |
| Partners Group | 727.40 | 18.75B | â–¼ -1.6% | â–¼ -29.4% |
| SGS | 94.42 | 18.67B | â–¼ -1.6% | â–² +1.5% |
| Geberit | 543.00 | 17.90B | â–¼ -2.5% | â–¼ -11.8% |
| Straumann | 102.35 | 16.32B | â–¼ -1.9% | â–² +8.5% |
| Julius Bär | 75.80 | 15.60B | ▲ +0.2% | ▲ +15.2% |
| Logitech | 83.78 | 12.00B | â–¼ -1.0% | â–² +5.4% |
📅 Data as of 2026-08-17 08:00
Forex CHF
| Pair | Rate | 7d Chg | YTD |
|---|---|---|---|
| EUR/CHF | 0.94 | â–² +0.47% | â–² +1.07% |
| USD/CHF | 0.81 | â–² +0.24% | â–² +2.65% |
| GBP/CHF | 1.10 | â–² +0.43% | â–² +3.12% |
📅 Data as of 2026-08-17 08:00

Switzerland’s Best Quarter Was Made in Washington
Two-thirds of the fastest Swiss growth since 2021 came out of chemical and pharmaceutical plants. Exports to the United States rose 21.5% in the second quarter. Exports to the European Union, Switzerland’s largest market, rose 0.4%. Consensus was 0.2% to 0.4%. The print was 1.5%. Which leaves one question: what were Basel’s shipping departments actually racing?
Two clocks. Section 122 of the Trade Act runs on a 150-day fuse. The 10% flat tariff signed in February expired at 12:01 a.m. Eastern on 24 July, Congress declined to extend it, and the US trade representative’s office replaced it the same minute with Section 301 duties capping Switzerland at 12.5%, justified by a forced-labour investigation. Forced labour is banned in Switzerland by the constitution, the civil code and the criminal code. Washington calls it actionable. The second clock started on 2 April: sectoral duties of up to 15% on pharmaceuticals, 120 days on the meter, expiring 31 July.
Pharmaceuticals are exempt from the first clock and are the entire subject of the second. 7 days apart, one carve-out covering one deadline and not the other, and nobody in April could have said which regime would govern a shipment landing in November. So they shipped against both. Firms have stopped hedging tariffs and started hedging calendars, a costlier discipline: warehouse space in New Jersey, working capital frozen in inventory, none of it on any tariff schedule.
Second time in 18 months. Swiss growth reached 0.8% in the first quarter of 2025 on the same mechanism, then minus 0.5% in the third as chemical and pharmaceutical exports gave back 7.9%. Four quarterly declines followed. Then 15.2% in a single quarter. SECO, the federal economics secretariat, publishes detailed figures on 3 September. The 1.5% will not survive them intact. Which leaves Bern, the federal capital, one question: if Washington sets the volumes, what is left to govern?
The ceiling. In November 2025 Bern brought the 39% rate imposed in August down to 15%, and had sectoral tariffs pre-capped at that same 15%, months before the pharmaceutical duties existed on paper. A ceiling bought on a tariff nobody had written yet. The price was a pledge to steer $200B of Swiss investment into the United States over five years, paid in cash flow rather than in rule-setting. Which is the calculation a small open economy exists to make.
In 2025, the year Washington imposed 39%, Swiss goods exports to the US hit a record CHF54.7B excluding gold and the bilateral surplus reached CHF41.4B. Tariffs designed to close that gap widened it, because threatening a tariff makes people ship faster. Washington keeps resetting the clock and calling it leverage. Bern spent November negotiating what the alarm would be allowed to say. Only one of those is a strategy.