All issues
🕰️ Kern of the Dead
Universal Genève is back, but did anyone ask for it?
27 Jul 2026
🇨🇭 Switzerland Won the World Cup
Spain, Argentina, whoever. The trophy that mattered was a $15B line item on a hill above Zurich.
20 Jul 2026
🫡 Neutral, Durable, and Now Rich
Switzerland builds boring champions, France gives speeches.
13 Jul 2026
🧮 Count Like a Swiss
The Migros ad that misstated “septante” and triggered a nation.
6 Jul 2026
💸 Dollar Doom Loopers, Meet Cheese
When boring is a feature, not a bug, for global money.
29 Jun 2026
🇨🇭 Switzerland Will Host Your War
The United States and Iran spent the year at war. Now they're at a Swiss mountain resort, trying to salvage a ceasefire neither side trusts. The resort has seen this before.
22 Jun 2026
🇨🇭 Switzerland Doesn't Do Strongmen
A housing crunch this tight would hand any other country to a demagogue. Here it just gets a ballot paper.
15 Jun 2026
🧳 G7 Checks In, Switzerland Checks IDs
Welcoming border controls, but not a seat for Switzerland.
8 Jun 2026
😏 Congrats on Your $10B Rounding Error
World’s top wealth hub claims victory by an asterisk
1 Jun 2026
🇨🇭 Swiss Space: No Drama, Just Data
No national champion, just laser-focused hardware and zero slogans.
25 May 2026
🏭 The Queue is the Factory
Flipping a Swatch is now a minimum wage gig.
18 May 2026
🇨🇭 France Hosts the G7. Switzerland Pays for It.
A masterclass in outsourcing the awkward parts of being a great power.
11 May 2026